Prepare to be steamrolled by the sheer might of our EMBROIDERED T-SHIRTS OF SUPREMACY! These aren't your run-of-the-mill cotton rags; they're the iron-clad champions of style warfare!

Woven with threads of rebellion and emblazoned with designs that strike fear into the hearts of basic tees everywhere, our embroidered shirts are tougher than a titanium tank and bolder than a blazing comet!
 
**FITS SNUG AT YOUR REGULAR SIZE, SIZE UP FOR A STANDARD FIT**