We're talking about a batshIt crazy bag lady with goddamn horns, like she's ready to headbutt reality itself. But hold the fuck up, she's not flying solo! She's dragging around this freaky-ass pet that's part hellhound, part gremlin, and part WTF! It's like someone dropped LSD in the gene pool! This graphic isn't just wild; it's a middle finger to normalcy! Slap it on and watch as people's brains short-circuit trying to process the madness. It's the kind of funny that'll have you snorting beer out of your nose!"

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
 
Made to order, give it a week or so. 

**FITS SNUG AT YOUR NORMAL SIZE, SIZE UP FOR A REGULAR FIT**